Thought Gallery
A collection of narrated videos, the focus of which isn’t quite glasswork, but isn’t quite, um…not……glasswork…?
“You know what you did, Stephanie.”
If you want me to put Steph in the background lookin' like the gremlin she is though, I can do that too 👍🏻
“Sometimes for huffing.”
I been trynna cut down.
“One contortionist, hold the glitter.”
Real letdown for the Lisa Frank fans, I know 😕
“Leave the poop alone!”
Sorry I couldn’t be the poop connoisseur you wanted, DAD 😭
“I hate everyone.”
If you're watching this, I don't wanna hang out 🙅🏼♀️
“Plz don’t sic her on me, Joe.”
It actually WOULD be a pretty impractical joke though 💩
“Dogs gonna dog.”
They’re on my husband’s side tho, so it's all good 👍🏻
“No disrespec’ to Sir Sniffs-a-Lot.”
I'm sure he's a real G.
“Sprinkles make everything better.”
The chocolate kind might as well be little rat droppings tho, fuck off w those.
“U watchin, Zuck??”
Of course he is, that creep.
“Blessed be the branch.”
Amen 🙏🏻
“What in the actual fuck is he seeing?”
Now when my husband tells me I'm beautiful it just doesn't hit the same 😢
“You sexy, spooky bitch.”
Or just wear this jewelry, idk.
“Isn’t that spoOoOoky??”
Voiceover straight from the depths of Hell 🔥
“I’m going to burn in Hell.”
When glass fusing goes wrong & you also go to Hell.
“I feel a slap coming on…”
I’m shockingly unpopular with the neighbors.
“Bees like smooches, right??”
As long as they’re little solder smooches 💋💋💋
“I ❤️ Big Lead.”
You don't even WANNA know what Big Flux tried to get me to say.
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