Thought Gallery
A collection of narrated videos, the focus of which isn’t quite glasswork, but isn’t quite, um…not……glasswork…?
“Maybe don’t wear snakes.”
Britney's stellar 2001 VMA performance excluded, ahhhbviously.
“Rumor has it…”
These hurtful rumors have gone TOO far 🤐
“That’s not helpful.”
Definitely not helping herself but also not helping anyone anywhere at all in any way 💁♀️
“Right in the peepers.”
People think you're not supposed to stare directly into the sun bc of its extreme brightness or something, but that’s not the reason at all 👽
“Mailmen be trippin’.”
Okay, so I’ve never actually SEEN a mailperson disrespect a package, but I KNOW summa them are eyeing the way airport luggage carriers manhandle suitcases & are gettin’ ideas 👀
“Stk6ev y*pq nsrgrh.”
Click here to join its MLM (don’t say I didn’t warn you though).
“Shoutout to the Dark Lord.”
The secret to the success of my vids is that most people stop listening once I mention the Dark Lord.
“My voice is trendy, ya?”
Welcome to Social Media, the show where everything's made up & the content doesn't matter!
“You people never focus on the right things.”
Please, just TRY to concentrate on what's important.
“That don’ looh raigh’.’”
& ah done seen a whole packa dogs chewin' on mah leg jus the other day, so ah'd know how they looh.
“Safety first!”
For real tho, I’ll cut your mom. 🔪
“Never teaching, always terrifying.”
What can I say, it comes naturally 👩🏼🏫
“I LAK what I LAK.”
Can’t help what I lak, I jusssssssssssssssssss LAKIT.
“Jus sumthin’ that ah DEW.”
Do they do exorcisms for when a grizzled, old-timey gunslinger possesses you halfway through a vid?
“I could use less spiders.”
I believe this saying was coined by Socrates. Or possibly a dementia patient, I can't be sure.
“These moon rocks taste funny".”
Steps 3-6 were moonrock-intensive & tbh I just didn’t think you’d be interested.
“THREE to one, bitch.”
Okay, you caught me, I'm projecting.
“Can everything just be less stupid?”
Anything? Anything at all?
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